A week of memories

I often wonder How people meet and fall for each other and manage to cultivate that attraction into a fifty plus year relationship. This previous week was a very fun and exciting week for me, the only negative aspect I can think of it would be the fact that I had to work a majority of the time that she was here, excluding the last two days where I called out...

I'm sure there will be more details of the previous week in the post to follow.

Random Fact:I have Cable in my room now... Fan freaking tastic.

There is Always Tomorrow ...

I spoke to my mother on the phone today and she was more or less annoyed that I haven't updated this in a week, the reason for the lack of updating is mostly just that I am exhausted, I have been working a lot this previous week. I am super excited about my guest that arrives tomorrow, Laurie is coming to spend a week with me. We are going to spend the first day and a half in Seattle. There is this Valentines day comedy shindig that we have tickets to on Saturday night and of course we are going to dinner, and then on Sunday my brother his wife and the two of us are going to spend the day doing touristy Seattle things... It should be a blast... I'm only a little nervous... grin... only a little. 

Random Fact:

Life is Freaking Amazing!!!!! 

A Not So Random Survey

You know what I love?  I love not posting my blog for a few days and then when I do post I write in a little Joke or fill out a survey... Like this one.... (for those of you that read this blog and don't watch my youtube videos... for shame... but this will probably make less sense than normal.) 

And now on with the Questions:

Username: AslanEnlisted
Why did you pick it?: The First part of it is after the CS Lewis Character of the same name, which was the first series of books I ever read. the second part was when I chose the moniker I had just enlisted in the US ARMY, 
Who did you first subscribe to?: RavensTears
Who did you most recently subscribe to?: VlogSmoothie
What does your last text message say?: "I called. You didn't Answer. I was sad, wondering where you are." from my girlfriend.
Do you have any goals?: To complete and publish a novel. And to not suck at being a parent, that'd be good.
What was the last thing you bought?: A double Cheddar bacon burger at Johnny Rockets a Fifties themed Diner in Kent. 
Describe the person who posted this using one line?: Amazing hilarious, gorgeous, all around fun. 

Are you excited about anything?: My girlfriend is coming to visit for a week this saturday.
Do you have a crush?: More than a crush I think
Have you ever been drunk?: not often but yes. 
Who was the first Youtuber you met in real life?: AdamTheAlien
Who was the last Youtuber you met in real life?: SweetAfton23
Do you prefer day or night?: I seem to thrive best at night.
Are you a member of any collab channels?: 7AwesomeNerdfighters & VlogTag
Do you have a secret account?: not really a secret account aleftfieldproduction
Do you believe in God?: I did at one time, but after two tours of Iraq, we aren't on speaking terms.
Which Youtuber do you talk to the most?: The ClASSy ladies... mostly
Which Youtuber do you think makes the best videos?: There is no way I could choose just one but I have never been disappointed by a HayleyGHoover video.
You may only subscribe to 5 channels and only watch their videos. Who will they be?: VlogBrothers, HayleyGHoover, 5AwesomeGirls, Vlogsmoothie, WalllofWeird
Are you in a relationship?: Yeppers
Would you date a smoker?: I'd Rather not.
Where is your favourite place?: The next one, I love to travel.
Are you a happy person?: more or less.
Would you kiss the person who posted this?: in a friendly non creepy sort of way.. 
What would you take to the desert island?: Yeah I never have a good answer for this question.
Do you prefer sun or snow?: I would have to say the sun.
Who did you last speak to on the phone?: Laurie, the Aforementioned Girlfriend
Who did you last text?: Twitter
What are you doing tommorow?: As of right now I mostly plan to sit at Starbucks all day and read. I am that POSH
What is your favourite flavour of potato chips?: Cheddar and Sour Cream
What size are your feet?: 11
What do you want?: A family, a good Job, less money concerns
What do you need?: friends.
What do you remember?: the bus pulling into Basic Training and thinking, What Have I gotten myself into...
What do you wish?: That I had a brain to mouth filter
Confess: I don't show emotions, it isn't you. I just don't.
Honestly, do you want people to anonymously post what they REALLY think of you?: If you have read more than this blog post you would know that people do what they want, when they want.

Random Fact: you can do it too!

Good for a laugh

Three Explorers Choose Their Deaths

A Frenchman, an Englishman and a New Yorker are exploring the jungle and are captured by a fierce tribe.

The chief tells them, "The bad news is that we've caught you, we're going to kill you, and then use your skins to build a canoe. The good news is that you get to choose how you die."

The Frenchman says, "I take ze poison." The chief gives him some poison; the Frenchman says, "Vive la France!" and drinks it down.

The Englishman says, "A pistol for me, please." The chief gives him a pistol; the Brit points it at his head, says, "God save the Queen!" and blows his brains out.

The New Yorker says, "Gimme a fork." The chief is puzzled, but he shrugs and gives him a fork. The New Yorker takes the fork and jabs himself all over -- the stomach, the sides, the chest, everywhere. Blood gushes from every hole.

The chief screams, "What are you doing?"

The New Yorker looks at the chief and says, "So much for your canoe, a**hole!"

Random Thought: How is that for american ingenuity? 

Recession Reposition?

Due to economic cut backs my current position was eliminated, I haven't lost my job, just my position. This is lame sauce... 

Random Fact:

HA Ha they still have to pay me.... for now....*worry*

Happy Birfday to me!

Yep today is my birthday, and I got a letter from my Grandparents. That was literally drowning in scotch tape, Thank you both sooo much.  the cards are really sweet and the gold coins made my day, Movies here I come. thank you thank you thank you.

Random Fact

My mother's card has not arrived yet. sad panda. (she sent it it just had some issues.) 

Sometimes I have really blonde moments

Dear AJ James,

please open the iStopMotion box. Inside this box, you will see an iStopMotion CD and a manual. Take out the manual, on its back you will find a serial number. This serial number can be used as iStopMotion license.

Best regards,

Tino Tezel
Boinx Software Ltd.


>- If you are seeking help with a problem, please describe the actions you performed:
>
>I purchased your software at a local apple store, and can not figure out how to install the license. >
>
>- What happened?
>
>There is no license. >
>
>- What did you expect to happen?
>
>I expected there to be a license >
>
>- What version do you use?
>
>iStopMotion 2.0.

This is an e-mail I received after writing a complaint that I couldn't register a product, I think I expected it to say license instead of serial number, man i feel dumb. I do feel I should get bonus points for being annoyed by their bad Grammar. 

Random thought.

I should probably go with that feeling. 

Where have I been?

I have been running errands and working and fighting off the crazies. No like seriously, The crazies are effing every where. I finally received my Washington Drivers License in the mail today. Woot!!! I applied for my Passport which is odd to me. I don't want to apply for a damn passport, I want to purchase a Passport, so that I have the option to go wherever I want when ever I want. and honestly if I am paying a hundred plus dollars for a damn passport I shouldn't have to apply. Humph.... so yeah.

Random Quote: In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm, and three or more is a congress.

  - John Adams

A Blog Dictated

I had an orange today, it was round like a ball, ha ha ha I said ball... the end

This doesn't have to make sense, but know that I am loling... 

Random fact, 

YouTube people know my stereotypes better than I do... 

Going Back

I was laughing at my self at work today because I wasn't doing what I wanted, but I was getting paid two dollars more an hour to do it. ha ha ha silly job. 

Random Fact,,, I am not Rich...