Too Much Information...

I have this amazing ability to be able to do something stupid at least every other day. Which while it makes for good reading is slightly upsetting. I mean how can one man be so very stupid. So yesterdays amazing act of stupidity is probably going to have you all laughing at me, so in advance I want you to all know that I will personally smite everyone of you if this little embarrassment is brought up at any date after today. I'm pretty sure that I shouldn't be sharing this because I know most of you will continue to laugh until it hurts. Oh well, here goes... So yesterday was a little boring I was watching Charmed and I took a shower around 1100 am, when I got back to the tent I was pretty much exhausted I had been up since 5pm the previous night, so I took a little 5 hour nap before I had to go to work. Woke up, changed into my uniform and left for work (hold your horses you'll see why this is important in a few seconds) I spent over half my shift with out any problems went and picked up our midnight chow (lunch for the graveyard folks) and when I was finally back and comfortable I realized I really had to pee, (this is going to be too much information, but you wanna laugh you have to listen to all the nitty gritty.) Anyway I went to one of our little port-a-johns and unbuttoned my fly and I couldn't uh find the opening. I wear boxers because, well because there comfortable. Ask yourself do you really want to know any more? And boxers have this nice little opening to let one relieve himself in a somewhat faster motion. (Basically all I have to do is unbutton my fly and I can pee with out going through allot more work.) Isn't sharing fun. So the reason I couldn't find the opening, yeah my boxers were on backward. And here is the kick in the pants (so to speak) I spent almost 14 hours wearing them that way and I didn't notice. And that is only where the fun began. Some how after fourteen hours of no problems I couldn't go 5 minutes with out it driving me kooky, kept trying to readjust myself and I was just very uncomfortable. So then I started trying to think of where I could go in order to fix the problem. Keep in mind in order to fix this problem I have to be essentially naked at one point. Naked on the outside of the secured perimeter, not exactly something I was in a hurry to rush into. But as I said I was very uncomfortable, so I went into one of the connex's as far from the office as possible, (wouldn't want someone to walk in and see more than they were looking for.) so there I was all naked, and as quick as I possibly could I fixed the problem. I went back to the office and no one was the wiser until now. The things I share...sigh!

Random Birthdays of the blog:
Happy BirthDay Haji,(FEB 4th) and Screaming Testicle Man (dont ask!)(feb 3rd)