Sunday, October 23, 2005

So about those NO-Doz

Ahhh Camp Duke,
So here I am deeper in the Iraqi Desert and I am freaking freezing... It's one am and I have finally gotten access to the internet. I have been here officially a day and a half. Today the internet has been very touchy but I am told it has been down for three weeks. Which translates to There maybe long periods of time where I am not able to post... Let me tell you about Camp Duke, I don't technically have a job I am working a twelve hour shift from 1900 hundred hours (that's 7pm ) to o700 am. Tonight is the first night I am actually on shift and instead of playing the very cool ultimate spider-man game... (OHMYGOD it is very cool I broke a guys back over my knee playing as venom and then I threw him off a twelve story building BY HIS FREAKING HEAD) So yeah it is safe to say I will be buying that game very soon.. The makers of San Andreas will be heart broken I'm sure... Any way as I was saying... Instead of playing Spidey I am bloging all of you... Ahhh your Special.... You know you are... So back to the camp... Attention Fellow Wright Worlders (which consists of the two sovereign countries of Graham Nation and The Peoples Republic of Murcia) The rumors of Dukes Defac have been greatly exagerated... I am living in a trailer (although as you can tell by my hours I wont be sleeping there very often) the trailers here are not like any others I have seen very very tiny... But it isn't a tent so I will stop my bloody whining...The Convoy here was largely uneventful with exception that I kept nodding off... Which wouldn't of been so much of a problem EXCEPT I WAS DRIVING... Explain to me how you can be driving full battle rattle (meaning all the gear you could be possibly be wearing) have a loaded semi-auto weapon with a round in the chamber driving at 55-60 miles an hour down an unfamiliar road, with three other soldiers in the vehicle all of which out rank you The highest being an E-8, how do you doze off... Amazingly they only caught on once ( I zigged when I should of zagged) luckily I made up something about checking the gauges...Sometimes I amaze even myself... My theory is that when i was young my parents must of put me in the car to get me to fall asleep... Parents are you doing this to your children... If you are consider the lifelong effects.... grin.So yes I will fill you all in more as the days go by... No snail mail addie as of yet they aren't sure how long we will be here so they are being timid I should know with in a couple of days...

Random thought of the Day... I'm sitting in the middle of the Iraqi desert on a computer... And I'm moaning about lag time... Shrug.....

4 comments:

ChrisWoznitza said...

Hi I´m Chris. Greatings from Germany Bottrop !!

sexy idahoan said...

ha ha i am still in a tent, but now i am in scania. running for god is not far behind. i hope you are having fun!!!

sexy idahoan said...

the mexican went to tillil after all. we ran a 10k togher. the mexican won his age group. i was impressed. i also won my age group but was unable the clinch the overall. i was beaten by an offcier in his late 20s. that son of a bitch. i knew i shoul have tripped him. my time was 43:57. i dont know if that is good or not but it sure kicked my butt.

forever wishing to slap the ryuski,

the sexy idahoan.

Running for God said...

HAHAHAHAHA,
Stop bitching, your still in a trailer. I will be here on Sunday with your footlocker. Anymore bitchig about how you have to live in a trailer, and I might just forget it here. HAHA