I went into work knowing that I would be getting off early because I had sometime to cut. I did not realize some time would be four and a half freaking hours. The earliest I have to be back to work is Friday night at midnight. So Here I am at 1:15 am with with the next seventy hours and forty five minutes ahead of me. What ever shall I do. Oh Watch movies play Fable 2, sleep glorious beautiful warm uninterrupted hours of sleep and basically accomplish nothing?Can Do!!!!
He said, "You gotta sprinkle a little gunpowder on your oatmeal, see. If you do, you'll live to a nice ripe old age."
So the cowboy did this religiously every day, and sure enough, lived to the nice ripe old age of 96.
When he died he left behind 4 children, 8 grandchildren, 15 great-grandchildren
...and a 16 foot hole in the wall of the crematorium.