Tuesday, July 29, 2008

The Productive Drunkard




As i sit here in front of my computer again, wondering how it is that things change so quickly and so often for the worse. I realize that i am not as upset as i had thought i was. I have a lot of choice things to say to certain former co-workers, but now is not the time for such nonsense. I have actually learned a lot about myself in the past week... for example contrary to my previous belief, I am very capable of holding my liquor... And as it turns out while holding said liquor I become one of those obnoxious productive drunks that are impossible to keep in one area... the photos that I took during this process, which in retrospect may or may not be included with this post, were mostly taken because I was so proud that I was finally doing something that I had wanted to do for over six months... I alphabetized my  DVD collection (which trust me is no small feat.) and then a couple of nights later in a similar drunken induced moment of productivity I rearranged my small living area into a more suitable living space... The preceding week has been both a blessing and a curse... It had been far too long since my last vacation and I think i was starting to show cracks in my sanity. As I was completing yet another application questionnaire today I had to laugh a bit at the audacity of some of the questions...
such as :

(circle one) 
You enjoy when people go on and on about
nonsense that has nothing to do with you...
Strongly Disagree
Disagree
Agree
Strongly Agree

You often find yourself making others 
uncomfortable with your topics of conversation...
Strongly Disagree
Disagree
Agree
Strongly Agree

In retrospect watching videos on youtube is a lot like listening to a lot of people go on and on about nonsense that has nothing to do with me.  I do seem to enjoy the holy hell out of that don't I???? And before all of you get your panties in a bunch if I watch your videos obviously I enjoy it. 
               Anyway I swear the two above questions were in at least 3 questionnaires that i have filled out recently, I always feel that I should answer them with a sense of humor but the i worry that what i find funny is not universally amusing... go figure.. 
In other news my roommate situation is about to get very uncomfortable for me as my landlord's brother (whom I can not even begin to tolerate, let alone live with) has decided to move in... Oh the Joy... First things first... 

Random Fact of the Day... 
Drinking is only a bad thing if you are drinking alone or planning on driving afterward... And as of today i am not guilty of either. So Smile or something... 

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