Wednesday, January 18, 2006

Show Your Work (part 2)

I thought you all might like some more math problems:

Romance Mathematics

Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + Smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + Dumb woman =pregnancy


Office Arithmetic

Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

Shopping Math

A man will pay $20 for $10 item he needs
A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need.

General Equations & Statistics

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

Happiness

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

Propensity To Change

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change, and she does.

So yeah if you hadn't noticed I couldn't think of anything to write about... so I am thinking that I might not be posting as often as I have been... I promise to post when ever I have anything to say. I just don't want this to become stale you know? So not to much has happened here in the past few days... except there was this nasty guy in the gym today who reeked to high heaven. He was on the Tread mill between RFG and I today.... he was so gross... he made us gag... I don't understand why so many people out here have such a problem with bathing... Although as cold as the shower that I took today was. ( And it was oh so very cold) I guess I can understand it to a point, Oh yeah before I forget everyone should go out right now and rent the movie 11:14 It really is an awesome movie... It tells the story of how five people’s lives interact and come together at one moment one faithful night. Very very good movie.. so go, go out and rent... There are some huge names in it... such as Patrick Swayze... Rachel Leigh Cook.. Colin Hanks (Tom Hanks' son) and Ben Foster... Looks do your self a favor and go rent it... at most you will lose 95 minutes of boredom.....


Random facts of the Blog.
In Idaho it is illegal to give someone a box of candy that weighs more than 50 pounds... I don't know why but that struck me as freaking hillarious.... Although come to think of it every person from Idaho that I know is very skinny... The Sexy Idahoan for example... That kid is a bean pole.

The word "Tips" is actually an acronym - To Insure Prompt Service... so then why do we only leave tips at the end of the meal????

3 comments:

Mr. Brooks said...

I liked your word "Tips". Some waiters and waitresses nowadays seem to be more snooty and ignore you. So they came up with a new word.
"gra·tu·i·ties"
an award (as for meritorious service) given without claim or obligation.
A favor or gift, usually in the form of money, given in return for service. Nine days until my son "Adam" turns 26.... James say hi to Adam for me.

Gram & Gramps said...

No!! No!! No!! Smart man + smart woman = romance and marriage!! Just ask us. We know what we're talking about. It will be 17 years in April and we've never had a fight or an argument. We're both too smart to spoil our fun and romance by wasting time in negativity.

Gram & Gramps

Running For God said...

Everybody stop, right where you are, I am trying to save you from a grave mistake. The movie 11:14 is crap, complete crap. Prdictable and boring. Avoid it if at all possible. Also avoid Roll Bounce as it is also crap. Crap on a roller skate. If you want a good movie that is told like 11:14 check out Memento, or Crash.