Saturday, November 19, 2005

A Chromosome and a Klutz

Sadly I have little to report... Other than the fact that my 3 dollar games have been completely worth the start up price. I just beat the game The Warriors based on a 1979 movie of the same name it was a lot of fun mildly difficult at times but it could of been much worse.. It was done very well considering it was a movie tie in game. It was made by Rockstar (the same people who did the GTA games) So the powers that be (mainly an Air Force Major) gave us some more responsibilities now on top of our normal duties we also have head count... Which is pretty much exactly what it sounds like we sit at the door and count everyone who comes into the dfac... It wont be too difficult.. The only real complaints is how long the shifts are your there four meals (breakfast, lunch, dinner and midnight chow) for about three hours a meal... Not the most fun you want to have but you know what ever... We split it up so we only have to do it once every four days... Which means it shouldn't be to unbearable...On a completely different subject I just read a synapses of a book with an interesting plot line The Book is called Y: The last man by Brian V. Vaughn the synapses is something along the lines of this: Yorick Brown possesses a genetic make-up that's allowed him to survive a plague that killed every male being on the planet except for him and his pet monkey. Yorick is the last man on earth, and in the resulting chaos, he must find a way to help save the human race. At least that's what the (now all-female) government thinks. Yorick would prefer to find his girlfriend, but it's hard to get a flight halfway around the world when almost all the pilots and mechanics are gone. It's hard enough to drive down the block, since the streets are jammed with the cars of men who were behind the wheel when the instantaneous plague hit. Furthermore, the entire social fabric has gone to hell, with gun-wielding wives of Republican representatives insisting on getting their husbands' seats and tribes of latter-day Amazons claiming males were meant to die. Since Yorick's mother is a congresswoman, he's protected by secret spies. Anyway I just thought that was sort of different.. I wonder how misogynistic the storyline is ??? A women's world told through a mans eyes... 10 to 1 there is at least one scene with 2 women talking naked in a locker room... Men are pigs... Speaking of a women ruled world we have discovered crazy Hairs first name... By we I mean they... Apparently her name Is K.C. or Casey or something... I still have not said a word to her. And I think I'm gonna keep it that way. Oh I almost completely forgot the funniest thing happened to me yesterday... Well you will find it funny I found it painful, embarrassing and very cold... I was stepping out of the Shower when my Shower shoe (a glorified flip-flop) caught a puddle I went ass over elbows and landed flat on my back there were two other guys in the shower they were laughing uncontrollably so after I showered again (those floors are so very gross!) I very carefully got out and dried myself off, got dressed and walked out of the shower room with as much dignity as I could muster... I swear to God above, on my way down the stairs I fell down again... I must be cursed... It is not humanly possible to be this much of a klutz...

Random Question of the day: What if the apple that struck Isaac Newton's head was thrown???

1 comment:

running for god said...

You fucking jackass, how the hell did you fall again? Anyway go talk to Casey, so what if she is in a relationship, it hasn't stopped you before, oh ouch, that probably was a little below the belt. Oh well you said men were pigs, just want to get it out there that you also say, oink