Wednesday, January 04, 2006

Writers Block

So RFG received the following story in the mail yesterday and it made us laugh so I thought I would pass it along to all of you... please forgive any typos as I had to copy it from a hard copy.... soooo primitive... I apologize for the brief language...Warning! The following post is rated B-13 (Bloggers under the age of thirteen should have their parents read it to them) by the rating commission (that’s me!).

Two things Navy Seals Are Always taught:
1. Keep your priorities in order
2. Know when to act with out hesitation
A college professor, an avowed atheist and active in the ACLU (I had to look it up), was teaching his class. He shocked several of his students when he flatly stated that once and for all he was going to prove there was no God.
Addressing the ceiling he shouted: "God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform... I'll give you exactly 15 minutes!!!!!
The lecture room fell silent. You could have heard a pin drop.
Ten minutes went by. "I'm waiting God, if your real knock me off this platform!!!"
Again after 4 minutes, the professor taunted God saying "Here I am God!!!! I’m still waiting!!!"
His countdown go to the last few seconds when a SEAL , just released from the Navy after serving in Afghanistan and Iraq and newly enrolled in the class, walked up to the professor. The SEAL hit him full force in the face, and sent the professor tumbling from his lofty platform. The Professor was out cold. The students were stunned and shocked.
They began to babble in confusion. The SEAL nonchalantly took his seat in the front row and sat silent. The class looked at him and fell silent....waiting.
Eventually the professor came to and was noticeably shaken. He looked at the Seal in the front row. When the professor regained his senses and could speak he asked "What the hell is the matter with you? Why did you do that?"
The SEAL replied "God was really busy, protecting America's soldiers, who are protecting your right to say stupid shit and act like an asshole, so he sent me!"

I apologize for some unknown reason I am suffering from some major Writers Block... This blog seems choppy I'll do my best next time. Aside from that not to much has gone on... RFG and I have decided to make a DVD of some photos and some music files. (A slide show shown with a song, if done right it turns out very awesome) It has actually been done already by Little "B" (a skinny kid with the same last name as me.) and the Hadji. They did a really good job. To Toby Keith’s American Soldier song... Long story short they left a couple of people out so we have decided we are going to make one that includes everyone. I think the truth of the matter is that it takes time to do it (a three minute song takes somewhere in the neighborhood of nine hours to complete) and one thing we love is anything to waste a few more hours. I mentioned a couple of days ago that some of the guys that went on leave this month are getting hosed as far as their living arrangements. Basically once you leave Scania you don't return. So today RFG and I packed a couple of the guys' stuff up in our tent. Now don't let yourself get too misty eyed our intentions were less than honorable. (We packed them up so we could usurp their space)... Now we have a living area that is almost twice the size. The Sexy Idahoan is finally back, he has the distinction of being the last soldier to be able to come back to Scania after leaving. I want to thank Miss Bradford from Louisiana she sent me a Christmas package as part of the adopt a soldier program and it was much appreciated. I saw the new American Pie Band Camp movie today. It was a lot better than I thought it would be. Although it has only one character from the original movies (Jim's Dad). Last night was probably the best work night I have had in a couple of weeks we messed around played cards watched movies and mocked all the very dim truckers that came through our site.

Random Fact of the Day: The Earth weighs around 6,588,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 tons. suddenly I feel soooo much better about myself how about you?


Gram & Gramps said...

A friend of ours on the mainland sent us the SEAL story quite awhile ago. Our reaction was Yeah SEAL!! We are all so tired of all of the negative radicals misusing the freedoms that all of you are working so hard to protect.

Love you

Gram & Gramps

Running For God said...

So asshole did the Shermanator not count as being from the first movie? Get your facts strait, you are starting to lose a lot of credit in your blog.