Don't Sweat The Small Stuff....

It has recently come to my attention, that that smallest details are usually the cause of the major problems we all face everyday. I mean look at it this way how many times have you glanced down at your fuel gauge on the way home after a long day at work and debated back and fourth on whether you have enough gas to make it back to work the next morning... Only to run out of said gas 4 miles from the nearest gas station. The same goes for people who constantly pick at minute annoyances afflicted on them by others. I mentioned earlier that while we were in Kuwait the Female tent was having some personality clashes (for lack of a better expression) well as it turns out, A large majority of that problem is here in Scania with us, Now don't get me wrong this person isn't all bad... We just haven't found the good in her yet.... I'm guessing the evil has it held hostage. I'm considering leaving a horse head in her bed to wake her up a little... No that's a little too Don Cortelone... Any way this one trouble maker has been knit picking one of my soldiers... And they finally had it out the other day... One more large issue that could of been avoided by paying attention to the small facts... Another example is the Crazy Haired Princess or Off Limits. How much simpler would life be if I would of just walked up to these beautiful young women... And said "...Hey you look like you could use a friend. I'm not trying to get into your pants, Just thought that maybe you would like another set of ears to bounce your... uh... er... uh thoughts.... (yeah that's the ticket) someone to bounce you thoughts off of."The point is that almost every situation that becomes too enormous to control almost always started as something we thought inconsequential at one time...

Random Law of The Day... In New Hampshire: If a person is caught raking the beaches, picking up litter, hauling away trash, building a bench for the park and many other activities without a permit, he/she may be fined $150 for "maintaining the national forest without a permit."